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American Sports Sedan

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 118 words

The transcript of “American Sports Sedan”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The sports presentation of Super Bowl XXIII is brought to you by the whole new dog spirit, the American sports sedan you've been waiting for, by McDonald's, celebrating 21 years of Big Mac attacks, by Federal Express, with worldwide service to over 100 countries, and by Diet Coke, the official soft drink of Super Bowl XXIII.

Look at that. Can you see? What is it, man? It's European. No, I think it's American. Look at the lights. It's Japanese. No, this is an American car. This is American. I'm Bigfoot. This is the looks of Dan America's been waiting for has arrived.

Dodge Spirit. The new spirit of Dodge. This is a proud moment for all of us.

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