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Cattle Futures (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 69 words

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The Black Valley Catamens Association is having a meeting. Looky here! Catal futures are up the limit today, Grajak. They're American Catalmen. I'm concerned with foreign competition. And they raise the best beef in the world.

That's important to the only company that insists on using nothing but 100% for real American beef. Brought to you by some 100% for real Americans. The whole market continues. The company? McDonald's.

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