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Commercial
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 75 words
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The rabbits around here don't like Jack Franklin. He's looking real good. Jack's gut farmers picking his lettuce early. I forget it out of Sweden. Oh, he regrets the inconvenience. Some. Fact is, early lettuce is squier lettuce.
You don't farm any better than that. And for the company Jack buys for, that's the only lettuce that's good enough. So while not everyone buys Jack's approach, Jack knows he's buying better lettuce from a gun.
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