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Payless Shoes (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 84 words

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Still don't see why I had to drag me here before the reaper not open. Why? Because Payless is only having the greatest pump sale ever. Two pair for $17.99. They'll be mobbed bombarded. I mean Payless has every color pumped two pair for $17.99.

And we're gonna have first pick. Payless! Way to go, early bird. Right now, women's classic dress pumps in all these great colors are just $9.99 or two pair for $17.99. Payless shoe-source. You could pay more, but why?

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