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UPS (commercial, 1988)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1988 · 1 min · 177 words

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The UPS delivers overnight to every single address, coast to coast, guaranteed. Which should guarantee you a good night's sleep. UPS, we run the tightest ship in the shipping business. The results are in from a nationwide taste test.

And if you think diet's bright can beat the taste of diet's 7-up, diet's bright, the clear winner. The summer wind came blowing in from across the sea It lingered there to top your hair and walk with me Let love carry you away, the Santa Barbara Two sweet hearts and the summer wind Thirteen construction workers were hurt this afternoon

When there was an explosion and flash fire at the new Samaya Aquatic Center on the UPJ campus We'll have details on that at 11 They'll put them on top. They do it for you. Always fresh and full of flavor.

Crispy, crunchy, thick and rich, spicy and feisty. And you can have them free. On top of the plumpest, juiciest, Pennsylvania Dutch hot dogs. Nothing topsheets, toppings. Except sheets, hot dogs. The famous sheets, hot dogs.

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