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Simone's Hair Research

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 2 min · 332 words

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This man was bald. He was fitted with the latest strand-by-strand hair system from Simone's Hair Research. With this system, you can engage in any sport or activity with a natural and undetectable appearance. This is not a hairpiece or a toupee, but a hair system designed to regain the look you like for the life you lead.

For further information, call Simone's Hair Research at 561 3622. This is a setting of the 6th annual parade of stars, benefiting the United Negro College Fund. Now we'll be on the air for six hours on Saturday December 28th and we'll have a great line of the stars.

Once you please join me and my co-host Ed McMahon and Marilyn McCoo. Unless they're gonna have an all-star lineup that you won't believe. Blue Raw's parade of stars for the United Negro College Fund. Saturday December 28th right here.

Won't you join us? A star on Studded Evening. Saturday starting at 6 on TV 29. Ho ho ho. You know me, I'm Santa and I'm coming your way with an armful of my special stories.

For Santa Stories, the $2 call in the 215 area called 976-5432. I've got stories straight from the North Pole about my helpers, my reindeer, and even about a special young helper. His name is Stanley. Call me now. I've got lots of adventures to tell you in the 215 area call 976-5432.

976-5432. What is he the virtue aside of Miami Vice's Don Johnson? Don Johnson, the boss and his wife Offstage, or a different book at Madonna and Shawn, all in people's special year-end double issue. Here's a royal waltz, here's Joe Kennedy off and running, and football's cool refrigerator.

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