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Love At First Bite (trailer, 1979)

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The transcript of “Love At First Bite (trailer, 1979)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1979. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He's here at last. Good evening. Count Dracula comes to New York in a story of blazing caskets. Smoking. Burning passion. I have a delucidro. Heh heh heh heh. It's explosive. And when you come back tonight, it's okay to use the front door.

Sensational. Oh my, are you biting me? Love. At first bite. Rated BG. The number one comedy hit of the year is now playing at a theater or drive in near you.

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