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Oxo (commercial)
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On the sauce! Oh, darling, I'll leave that in hell! Turn down the knobs and water in the sauce. And stir. And now the oxo cubes too. I always use two oxo cubes for gravy because Philip likes it nice and meaty.
Add oxo and in go nine extra ingredients. Good things like beef extract that make gravy taste better. Delicious, darling. Congratulations. And oxo gravy gives a meal man a meal. Fucks. L is for line. That's right, but F stands for fairy too.
And L, for liquid. That's called fairy liquid. Bring it back here darling. Is it for washing your hands? No, it's for getting dishes nice and clean.
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