Stupid Potato

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

Shredded Wheat (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 165 words

The transcript of “Shredded Wheat (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

I'm not going to do it. Dad, I'm not going to do it. Really? Now he's using a plate. A plate? A three. Shreddy, wait. I don't tell stories. Two is quite enough for me. Shreddy, wait, is 100% whole wheat.

Nothing added, nothing taken away. One is wonderful. Two is terrific. But three, three is impossible. In England's North country, there are 400 miles of sandy beaches. No wonder people travel miles to come here. It's dreadful, Brewster. I can't find the will.

The relatives are here. There isn't a drop of quick brew to offer them either. Come on, cubie. Just as I thought, the will, safe with his other valuables, the quick brew tea bags, these perforations at the tea brew freely to give you a really good flavor.

Well done, Brewster. Lovely cup of tea. Oh, money bag, settle in you his tea bag. Quick brew. When the only solution is a really good cup of tea. We don't brew bitter.

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive