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Sears (commercial, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 138 words

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It sears three-day salute to great values with exciting values like this versatile Kenmore microwave oven with touch controls just 149.99 or this 19-inch solid state color TV now at just 188 dollars three days only or this Kenmore upright vacuum with powerful beater brush an outstanding value Just $54 three days long during Sears Starlight salute to great values

Sayers, mop, for your night. Salem's Tuesday. At Sayers. Hotty hags! Hotty hags! Hotty hags! Carlin! Hey, guys, got himself a new granddad, huh? Me, six. Harold, skirt, the gauges, bucket seat. So all your best.

I've been up to here with all you goofers, send you high-tech cars, trying to schmooze us girls. One more thing. What's that? That's honey, I've got skyd on it. Well, you're looking pretty good yourself.

No, but get out of here!

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