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Vespa (commercial)

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Bespas, cheap and rotten. One-thirty males a-gillip, and what a smooth ride. It's a haircut, you horrible little man! Six different models to choose from. Bespas! Is it in me, the meowdow? Expect a Bespa yourself.

And go, Bespa! I'm rather good across, first. W's I make them do anything. Six dollars a seed. Four on the word beginning with E and ending in S. The valuable food rich in protein. Eggs.

A thing about them. A valuable food rich in proteins is eggs. It is not eggs, it is ew. It is eggs. It is ew, I've written it down, it's fit. But if it was eggs, then seven across a big pig.

It is not pig, it is pie. But look at the clue. Pork and you may hear it grunting. Well, you've heard of a pork pie, haven't you? I've never heard of one grunting. Look, change part of pig and power to dog.

And you've got eggs.

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