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Hello Mrs. Coase. Oh, you do look lovely. I'll just pop upstairs and see where the David's asleep. Thank you. No. I expect you'd like some gravy. When you've got a babysitter's kindness Mrs. Coase. At least you can do a sweeter well.

She likes a gravy tasty. That means a least one ox who gives it. Fantastic what a difference a little oxer makes. There we are Mrs. Coase. There we are, Mrs. Coase. Oh, which would won't be very neat.

Katie, that was Jane. She wondered why we weren't at the fancy dress ball last night.

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