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Oh, you know the usual thing? Bread and scraps, the occasional packet of chips. Steak and mushroom sauce is one of Philip's favorites. Brown steak and hot fat, and add fried mushrooms and onion, Worcestershire sauce and tomato paste, and two oxo cubes.

You'd think there was magic in an oxo cube the difference it makes. But it's just the nine good ingredients that each oxo cube is made from. Beef stock, beef extract, protein, is there any wonder it tastes better for those ingredients?

Pour in the Oxus dock cover and simmer for an hour. And see how Oxus gives the meal man a meal.

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