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Guinness (commercial)

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Where you see this sign. How about a game of arse? Getting married in half an hour, remember? Come on. It's a funny thing. But whenever one of my mates gets married... They always ask me to be best man.

I don't know why. I suppose they think they can rely on me to keep calm and in control. Goes with the Guinness. I mean, when you've got something with flavor all the way through, you don't have to down it in one.

Can you imagine a karma, more sensible way to drink? The ring, John, I've got the ring.

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