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Guinness (commercial)

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At Bodeum Farm in Sussex, they grow some of the finest hops in the world. And they all go to Guinness, where they are blended with homegrown barley and our own special strain of yeast. And moved into a beer that is quite simply unique.

So, if anyone ever asks you how Guinness is made, you know how to tell them. Of course you'll never guess how it's made. Don't tell me. It grows on trees.

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