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Restaurant (commercial, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 195 words

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I know where it is. No, just where to go. Oh, hurry up, Mom. Why are you so slow? There's more. Let's see. Unfortunately. The car has four tires. We don't need any more. Oh, no. Now what's she stopping for?

There's more for your life. Let's see. Here's a brand new phone that's going in. Hey, Mom. What about me? Leave my foot and Arnie, cool up, go. Now who is she? Were we going to shop for me?

Come celebrate Sears' 100th anniversary. See all the ways we've changed and all the ways we have. Not my mind. And see. The ups and downs of the stock market can create its share of headaches.

Take Pat Ryan. I have a robbing sensation, which I characterize as a desperate headache. I would like to have some aspirin now. What he took was extra strength Tylenol Catholics. Last year, hospitals dispensed Tylenol 10 times more than the next four brands combined.

I feel superb and my headache is gone. And that's a nice feeling to have. If Tylenol worked for Pat Ryan, and it's the pain reliever hospitals use most, shouldn't you use Tylenol too?

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