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Butter (commercial, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 79 words

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to everything in its gold. What butter brings is something that margarine cannot, because margarine is mostly hydrogenated oil and water, not a dairy product at all. Butter is dairy fresh milk that brings something special to everything.

Nothing cuts through thirst like Gatorade Thirstwatcher. It quenches the thirst in your throat while it helps with back the potassium fluids and minerals your body sweats away. We're here in this Thursday! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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