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Team Xerox (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 1 min · 163 words

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Stewart had a clear choice. Either get his division moving or forget about that promotion. So Stewart called in Team Xerox. They linked his office machines with a Xerox Ethernet. Then with his new Xerox professional computers, he came up with a better way to distribute information, which he sent around the world on his Xerox electronic printers.

Well, after all that, the division really got moving and so did Stewart with that promotion. Um, where would you like these? How about my old office? We asked hundreds of women to use this leading therapeutic lotion, but didn't tell them what it was.

We had the same women use new curell skin lotion, but didn't tell them what it was. And more than seven out of every ten women preferred curell. Told us curell was better. Better at ending dry skin, moisturizes longer, feels better on my skin, and it ends dry skin.

New curell skin lotion. It's better at ending dry skin.

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