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Airborne Express (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 88 words

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If you're shipping by federal, here's another reason to switch to airborne. $1 million. Because every time you ship anything by airborne in the U.S. or internationally, we're keeping your air bill number along with your signature as your entry in our million dollar lotto.

On July 15th, we're going to pick the million dollar winner. So the next time you're shipping a package by federal, ship it by airborne instead. Then you can count on delivery by 10.30, and airborne may even deliver $1 million to you.

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