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Anti-Smoking (PSA)

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Great story, an old wizard teaching kids tricks with cigarettes. Mm, cigarettes. I don't like the sound of that. Up and away! Watch me, kids. One puff and he'll soon be in my grasp. If it's a puff, you want.

Eat, sicotay! Piled again! One thing you can't disguise, kids, the harm cigarettes do to you. That's why I never say yes to a cigarette.

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