Stupid Potato

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

Sweet Martini (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1 min · 104 words

The transcript of “Sweet Martini (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

It's taste. Have a sweet martini. Have a sweet martini. Sometimes people go to a lot of trouble to have ice with their martini sweet.

It's the drink that has taste. Ooh, it's tonic water. Has a secret of shh. Pour it. See how it's strength. First to the top of the glass. Tasted. The difference is almost frightening. That's a secret of shh.

A secret of shh. A secret of shh. A tonic water, bish. I certainly do wear them. They looked as right with clothes I wear. I wore ordinary suede shoes for years. Now I wear hush puppies. What a difference.

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive