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Zest (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 1 min · 118 words

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S.F.L.E. clean. S.F.L.E. clean. You're not fully clean unless you're s.F.L.E. clean. Do I look clean to you? Surprise. I'm not fully clean unless I'm s.F.L.E. clean. So please, this is sticky film on you that won't rinse away.

But s.F.R.N.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.F.L.E. clean. You're not fully clean unless you're s.F.L.E. clean. Uh-oh, floor's wet. What's shiny? A lot of cleaners look shiny, wet. I shine. But they dry, streaked and dull. Well, not with new Mr. Cleans.

It's special formula dries virtually streak free, so your floor looks shiny, wet even when it's dry. Uh-oh. It's dry. How'd you do that? How'd we do that? New Mr. Cleans, your floor looking shiny, wet.

I knew it, even when dry.

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