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Veterans Administration (commercial, 1987)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 2 min · 316 words
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Is not for Veterans only. The Veterans Administration has over 300 homes for sale to the general public. Don't rent. Own your own home. No points to pay. No hidden closing costs. Just a two percent down payment and minimal closing costs required.
Loan qualifications are quick and simple. Look at the low fixed interest rate the VA is currently offering to all qualified buyers. Contact the VA at 281-4233 or see your local real estate broker. Fight the household stinkies with spic and span pine.
The smelly slime line. You spic and span pine on that smelly dirt, and all you'll smell is clean. The stinky things, cuz, woohoo! With spic and span pine, all you'll smell is clean. With a concentrated cleaning power of the powder, plus pine oil, for twice the strength of other pines.
Svelly floor glops! Fight them with spic and span pine. All you'll smell is clean. We're in Boston at world famous May's on a row bear restaurant. And we're secretly replacing row bears freshly ground coffee with mountain grown Folgers crystals.
Would it be rich enough? It's delicious. It's Folgers crystals. I'm shocked. Why not? Because I tell you, he only drinks fresh food. He can talk about it. He has a coffee fence in it. And this is just like a fresh ground coffee.
Mountain grown Folgers crystals coffee rich enough to be served in America's finest restaurants. restaurants. This tastes just like fresh fruit to me. I can't believe it. The hornet is a smell bound through my meal.
Spring. Here at the lake when everything is new. And every morning I come out and I ride my bike around the lake. And I have all the smells. It's just natural. It smells so fresh.
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