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7-Eleven (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 49 words

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We at 7-Eleven believe that hot dog lovers are endowed with certain inalienable rights that among them are the right to a quality hot dog. The liberty to use condiments of their choosing, from chili to cheese to jalapeno peppers, in whatever combinations they please, no matter how unusual.

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