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Evening News (commercial)

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Oh, oh, oh. Evening news classifies. Can I help you? Hello, I'm ringing about the card. Evening news. I'll take it. The pastiering... Two doors. Air conditioning? That's unusual. Cadillac looks a bit dodgy. Oh. Oh, and a telephone.

Probably so like that you can call me. Here today, gone tomorrow. Cards go fast in the evening news. Ring? Three, five, three, five, oh, oh, oh. It's a new day and a way. I'll call my crew a dog.

You won't do it, baby. Go, shield.

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