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Thomas Cook (commercial)

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Nobody has more holiday experience than Thomas Corken. With us, you know you're going to be okay. Well, here we are, sir. We have cosmals, Hugo Tools, Global, Blue Sky. I've no idea. You did so many.

And of course you'll want to see you. And they have a special pool for the children. You know you'll be okay. Nobody has more experience. See, every holiday is protected. Buy our free 24-hour money back guarantee.

And don't forget that our holiday bonus can save you money on cameras, clothes, car, up to 70 pounds altogether. What now with Thomas Cook? Nobody does more for you and it costs no more. That's right, it costs no more.

With Thomas Cook, you know you're gonna feel it. I do believe in all the hope. I'll keep my dreams and just pretend that you and I were never meant to end. Too many times I've seen the rose die on the fire.

So, my lee is mine. Wanna take the chance of being good again. I should sleep right through now, mother. Don't worry, bye.

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