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Garden Tools (commercial)

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The roots and leaves of Sarah's weeds will disappear with tumbleweed Colin cuts the long grass down to size Fills black and deck a hammer drill goes through concrete wood and steel Cut these curtains now with smoothly glide After day a barner feet, Barney's beanbags just a seed Just going straight for Woolie's bus

Everybody needs a woolwurst store these days Everybody needs wool Wendy's plane and patent bedding was a present for her wedding like the saucebends that appeared in sets of free Alpha supertakersets look the greatest value yet and Minneton produce this portable TV Don't we have to?

It happens everybody needs a woolwurst or these days Need a new car? Ring-teller date on 200-0200 Don't forget at 7.15 tonight, family fortunes, but now from the fortunes of families to the fortunes of Oliver and Dodger, it's Oliver Twist.

The time now is four minutes to one.

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