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AmbraVision (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 1 min · 153 words

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Introducing Amber Vision, the most amazing breakthrough in vision technology since glasses were invented. These super glasses actually improve vision indoors outdoors day or night. We guarantee it. Look, Amber Vision blocks the blurring blue rays, the same rays that cause haze and fog.

Everything is so much crisper and clear. I can't believe my own eyes. They're amazing. Amber Vision blocks 100% of the dangerous ultraviolet light with UV 400, the best protection for your eyes. you'll wear these high-fashion glasses all year round and one size fits all.

Oh, I can't believe the difference. catalogs offer similar glasses for $59.95. But now you can order amber vision for just $10 on the special offer. Seeing is believing, so order amber vision today. Clip-on model is also available credit card users call 1-800-445-4000.

That's 1-800-445-4000. Or send just $10 plus 250 shipping to amber vision box 2,500-E West Caldwell, New Jersey. 07007.

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