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Cold Relief (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 81 words

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Why is this man being so unfair to his wife? Enjoying his cold relief while she suffers, feeling no desire to sneeze while she stifles hers. Without all the coughs and the runny nose that torture her night, resting in the same bed where she tosses and turns.

Why? Because while she took a cold tablet, he took the night well. The night time sniffling sneezing, coughing, aching stuffy-head fever so you can rest medicine. Now a new cherry flavor, too.

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