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Buick Skyhawk (commercial, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 170 words

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When you think Buick, what do you think? Roomie, comfortable family cars. And they are. But not all of them. Skyhawk. A little fun-loving Buick. And look, Skyhawk is Buick quality through and through, thanks. And you know, you can get into this fully equipped, fuel-injected road buster at a price that'll probably surprise you.

Surprised. Who made this coffee? Play ball on one big family. Cover second, throw to third and slide in a box. There's no joy in mudville when Jan drops the ball. You still haven't said a word about what happened.

I told you I've forgotten about it. There must be something else that's causing an advantage to take out on his neck. And Jake's striking out with his driver's test. My replicas aren't what they were.

I don't believe it. You could stop with a dime. Only if I'm walking. On the next one big family. Saturday night at 6.30 on Channel 11. Now we return to take the money and run starring Woody Allen.

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