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Pelican Crossing (PSA)

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Come on, come on. Get your eyes tested, Napoleon. Can't you see the lights have changed? The flashing amber light on a pelican crossing means you can only go. It's of course in clear mistroges. Well, I'll soon clear it all right.

You're not meant to age forward and arrest the pedestrians. Who says so, David? Actually, he's there. No. I say so. Oh, the flashing amber light means don't go unless the crossing's clear. Learn your blinking pelican signals.

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