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Pelican Crossing (PSA)

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Ah, I'm coming from crossing. The light's green, Kelly Onger. Don't panic, don't panic! Captain, you may mean the light is flashy, what did we do? We, uh, we, uh, we want continuous to cross. If one's already on the crossing, there's plenty of time.

Precisely. Kelly Onger. Look, one shouldn't start. One shouldn't start to cross. That's wrecking, Wilson. That's wrecking. The flashing green man means don't start to cross the road. Learn your blinking pelican signals.

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