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Road Safety PSA

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Today, Mrs. Blonders is off to the shops. So naturally, she's got a lot on her mind. After all, she mustn't forget anything. What about a nice bit of fish with a white sauce? Oh, no, no, we had fish yesterday, aren't we?

Oh, no, Guilsons have got a sale. That reminds me. I must turn the vet. It's beginning with Brussels sprouts. No, no, I'll go to the butcher's first. Oh, bother they closed. Well, the luteus have to be a fish.

You'll never notice. You might meet Mrs. Blunder's driving down the high street. And no matter how well you think you know the road, no matter how sensibly you drive, Mrs. Blunder's could be around the next corner.

That's why you should always wear your seatbelt. Even on the shortest trips, beware of the blunders. Clunk, click.

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