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Road Safety PSA

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Meet Mr. Blunder's. Off to work and as usual, lots on his mind. The sort of chap you could bump into at any time. I don't know, aren't you, does it? I mean, how can anyone spend that amount of money?

What did she do with it? I'll be sending food prices to her mother, Petrel. Let's get some Petrel. Oh, no. I just remembered her mother's covering this weekend. Blame him, women, who needs some mad, dear, I say.

You might meet Mr. Blunders on your way to the shops. And no matter how well you think you know the road, no matter how sensibly you drive, Mr. Blunders could be around the next corner.

That's why you should always wear your seatbelt. Even on the shortest trips, beware of the blunders. Clunk, click.

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