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Hamlet (commercial)
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If we sail on Columbus, we shall fall off the edge of the world. The world is round. Captain! The edge of the world! Yes, that is the boat from Plagseb. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.
The mild cigar from Vincent and Hedges. That's not the stunt man you're looking at. No, he isn't. He couldn't have ordered me. That's the lorry driver. I'm not looking at him either. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.
A mile to go.
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