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Water safety (PSA)

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It was getting dark before they found him, sir. The body was caught under the ice, you see. But his mother said he'd gone off to the pond with the others, and she thought they'd be safe on their own.

It wasn't that far away. It seems he was sliding out further than the others, and the ice wasn't as thick there. What's that, sir? Oh, no. Now, she said she never dreamed it was that dangerous.

Frozen ponds can be dangerous. Always make sure you supervise children. Test the ice before they play on it, and make certain they stay close to the shore. So that you will not think of the time limiting your fun, unreasonably rodwick, I shall show you how there is a risk involved in using airbags on the sea.

In the first place the airbag is not a boat, and cannot easily be controlled. Wind, current or tide can rapidly carry you away from the beach and out to sea. You will then have no means of getting back.

If then you should fall off I have to try and swim after it You will find it Very difficult to Very good Never use an air bed where wind waves and tides can take it and you into danger

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