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Unplanned Pregnancy (PSA, 1987)

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The transcript of “Unplanned Pregnancy (PSA, 1987)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Don't let an unintended pregnancy beat you. We want you to have the free facts booklet. Call 1-800-IN-TENS. We have a real true relationship. We're friends. We're probably the best buddies around this place. Caddy is a definite Calcane cat.

Every day she waits for it. Calcane is what Caddy wants. It's the aroma and the texture, the meatiness, it's instant gratification for both of us. She's happy, I'm happy. If I took away Caddy's Calcan, I think we'd have a food strike.

See if your cat prefers Calcan.

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