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Big Red Gum (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 2 min · 252 words

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No little cinnamon gum freshens grass longer than big red So kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, hold tight a little longer, longer with big red. That big red freshness last right through it, your fresh red goes on and on.

Why don't you two would say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer, give your breath a little less, be freshness, with big red. And you're using a gum and a's. Another orange juice to give me a name.

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