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Beer Quality (commercial, 1985)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 1 min · 189 words

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We never stop checking the quality of vitamin fine beer. Even after it's in the bottle we keep tabs on it. We check for just the right carbonation. To see that the head is light and creamy.

The color bright. Just part of what we call gentle brewing. Takes a little more time. A little more care. A little more finesse. But what a difference it makes. With flavors, live flavor, only Weidmann fills the bubbles.

With flavors, live flavor, greatest a secret. You'll find in beer, yes, weidmann fills the bubbles. With flavor, live flavor. Yes, the taste secrets in the bubbles. Weidmann fills them with flavor, live flavor. Weidmann's own flavor infusion brewing does it.

Fills the bubbles with aroma and flavor vitality to make fine beer taste even better. Have a glass of weediman's fine. The biggest glass of pleasure of beer drinker ever meant. Only weediman built the bubbles with flavors, live flavor, only weediman built the bubbles with flavor, live flavor.

It's the greatest day secret you'll find in beer. Yes, weediman built the bubbles with flavor, live. That weediman, that's one fine beer.

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