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White Castle (commercial, 1986)

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New York City Wall Street. I'm in for five. Three, three, six, seven, nine, eight. I'll take ten. Wait for four. Is this some kind of a takeover? Something? Hardly. It's lunch. What? Another true story of people enjoying White Castle hamburgers.

Let's see, that's 1,150 White Castle. Yes, sir. And four double cheese from me. And that's one. White Castle. The taste some people won't live without. Grandma's coming over. Sam needs a bath. I hate bath.

Let's wash Grandma's favorite sailor suit. It was white. How are you, Scrock's Two? Scrock's Two is a bleach for color. You'll be surprised. It also whitens as well as liquid bleach. Well... Oh my God, I'm wrong.

Advanced whitening formula, Clorox Two. Whitens as well as liquid still safely cleans colors. Clorox Two did it. He looks wonderful. I was very good today.

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