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Old Style Light (commercial, 1986)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 92 words
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How's business? Business. Business is on the bum. Well, give us a couple of beers. That'll help a little. If you want to know why old-style light drinkers are so loyal, just try someone else's light.
That ain't our beer. Why don't you get the flour? Next joke's like it, and it's cheaper than yours. Old-style light is naturally brewed, so it's naturally better. My gut comes around, he's gonna leave me some beer.
How many shall we leave? Oh, two kegs. You hear that touch? Old-style light. Bring in five kegs.
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