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Married... with Children

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 2 min · 158 words

The transcript of “Married... with Children”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Love and marriage, love and marriage They go together like a horse and carriage This I'll tell you, brother You can't have one without the other Love and marriage, love and marriage It's an institute you can't disparage As the local gentry, and they will say it's elementary, try, try, try to separate them.

It's an illusion. Try, try, try, and you will only come to this conclusion. Love and marriage, love and marriage Go together like a horse and carrots Dad was told by mother You can't have one You can't have none You can't have one without the other Try, try, try to separate them It's an illusion. Try, try, try and you will only come to this conclusion. Love and marriage. Love and marriage.

They go together like the horse and carriage. Dad was told by mother, you can't have one. You can't have none. None, you can't have one without the other. No sir.

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