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Coon cheese (commercial, 1983)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1983 · 2 min · 157 words

The transcript of “Coon cheese (commercial, 1983)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1983. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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So you think tasty cheese is much the same? Well, it's one tasty cheese and we know its name. It's Coo. The Big Name Mittasty. Coo. Well, Coon sort of different with a special taste. Lots of ways to use it.

So there's no waste at Coo. The Big Name Mittasty. Coo. Well, it tastes too Coon if Ritchie did. You just wouldn't be a nosy without Coon in the fridge. That's Coo. The Big Name Mittasty.

Could a bank manager enjoy a complete holiday from Money Matters? Peter Martin of the Commonwealth camp. While he's busy with other things, his Commonwealth Keycard Savings Account does his banking by remote control. picks up his salary, pays his mortgage, increases his interest rate as his savings grow, and no matter where in Australia he finds himself,

lets him withdraw up to $300 and use all phobics. The Commonwealth Keycard Savings Account, making money, come to terms with people.

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