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Cheese (commercial, 1983)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1980 · 2 min · 193 words

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Alrighty, the dog with ya. Investigate Spectronk, the new family van from Ford.

Discover its versatile 8-seater interior. And spectrons are amazing reversible clubs with all seat. Face it forward, face it back. Name the van that'll do more than that. More seating combinations than you dream of. Investigate new spectron, the versatile family van from Ford.

Manchester Unity is the best health fund for married couples, not just because we can look after you with great health cover, in sickness and in health, but because we can also offer you comprehensive household insurance, and with all my worldly goods I've eaten there as well as life insurance, as long as you both shall live.

Scholarships for members, children, or better or worse, even our own housing loan savings accounts, for richer or poorer. So don't you think you should give Manchester Unity a ring? I do. I do. Hold that, foreign.

Okay, Steve. On old Emmy Lou, you check of all trades. Recon I deserve time out with a cool Mars bar. There's the goodness of milk, glucose, creamy caramel, and thick thick milk chocolate in a Mars bar.

Okay, hit it!

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