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National Mutual Permanent (commercial, 1983)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1983 · 2 min · 297 words

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At National Mutual Permanent, we want new faces to photograph for our unique photo cache card. We can't promise to make you look like Paul Nulman, but you'll be instantly recognised at any of our branches.

You might not look like a rich tycoon, but you can get cache 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from cache card tele-machines and still earn high interest. Yours may not be the prettiest face in the world, but at least no one else can ever use your card.

National Mutual Permanent Photo Cache Card, from now on, your face is your fortune, whatever you look like. Discover the Orient with Jet Set. Only Jet Set gives you so many holidays in the Orient to choose from.

Only Jet Set lets you select the hotels and sightseeing you want. Only Jet Set lets you plan your own Orient adventure. Jet Set for the best of everything in the Orient, from only $873. Ask for Jet Set's Orient at your travel agent or Jet Set tours.

Jet Set Set. I'm from Redi-Hankertons, and I'm a desperate man. I need $120,000 within two weeks. So I'm going to do something that only a desperate man would do. My crust velvet was $40 a width, now for two weeks, only $14.95.

And I'm cutting $20 off all my weaves. Drive, ride a bike, walk, take a taxi, but come in fast. Crust velvet only $14.95 and weaves only $29.95. Had Reddy and Curtin's. MUSIC PLAYS A one taste and you'll fall for Paul's French Vanilla Snowball.

Paul's French Vanilla Snowball, superb extra rich vanilla. A tempting flavour of creamy chocolate with crunchy chock chips. A pokey pokey snowball. Creamy caramel with honeycomb pieces. Try Paul Snowball soon and taste the extra flavour.

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