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Channel 5 News (promo, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 257 words

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Up next in the Channel 5 News, terrorists kill one American hostage and threaten to kill another just hours from now. And a similarity in an automatic tele-machine robbery gives police their best clue yet into the Dana-Fytler killing.

Storm winds are blowing along the Gulf Coast as residents guess where Hurricane Chantal will hit. And get ready, some big changes are coming your way that will affect how you dial. Also, guess who's back with the Bears? Well, you don't have to guess exactly.

Mark J. and Greco will tell you of the latest from Bears Camp. All stories in the five-day forecast coming up next on the Channel 5 News. No automatic, no air, no radio. What kind of deal is this?

For a real deal, come to Hyundai's Full House clearance and buy an Excel four-door like this, with automatic transmission, air conditioning and stereo cassette. For about $8,000 after rebate, which means we're offering you factory down payment assistance for low monthly payments on every Excel in stock.

Now, during Hyundai's full house clearance. See your nearest Hyundai dealer today and get a full deal, not an empty promise. I don't know. I really worry about his commitment. Well, Jerry, we ten minutes from the biggest deal of our lives, and where is he?

Oh, come on, let's go. Mr. Stevens just called on his car phone. He's stuck on the Kennedy. He says he'll meet you there. He drives? and Glen come. He drives every day. Now I wonder about his sanity.

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