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Where Eagles Dare (promo, 1982)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1982 · 2 min · 220 words

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Next Wednesday night at 830, 7 presents the action-packed movie, where Eagles dare star in Cadistwood and Richard Burton. Sunday at 930, James Garner and Peter Lawford star in your mystery movie, they only kill their masters.

At first, it isn't a mystery at all. A dog mores his mistress to death. Why would a dog do that? Then comes the autopsy. She ground in fresh water. And so begins one of the most intriguing hoo-dunners.

Is it the Judas X husband? Why didn't you come in for dinner? For the beautiful vets who knew too much. How did you know his name was Murphy? And of her boss's innocent, why does he inject suspicion?

And who destroyed the evidence? If you're confused, spare a thought for police chief Marsh, because right now, it looks like he's made a deadly mistake. They only killed their masters. You're some of a mystery movie at 9.30.

Those don't mind, but claims law. That's a habit that worked dope. They live for a seizure, you know. He said on a stakeout for a month, they'll crawl five miles an air belly to get that damn poison off the street.

They're taking down a cop killer. Planes Law with James Arness. Back on television in an action-packed new series for Planes Law, Thursday, 930.

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