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Kaiserstuhl & Scotch (commercial, 1982)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1982 · 2 min · 151 words

The transcript of “Kaiserstuhl & Scotch (commercial, 1982)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1982. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Be a winner. Dance up, Sporty! Be a winner! Your world and granchers, Sport! Grab some Kaisersdul Gold Medal Rose A229, or a 750-mil Grand Scotch Whiskey 1099. You can't lose! Grab a sporting chance to win a nine day Singapore Airlines, Asian Affair Holiday to Singapore, $1000, and a Daphson Stanza Triple S.

Your world and granchers, Sport. Look at this way, every way. If your house isn't insulated, All your heat's going straight through the roof, leaving you frozen. Call your nearest ACI from Petz Man now. He'll put your house in the pink in no time.

And it doesn't cost as much as you think. Don't wait till you freeze. Put your house in the pink. You could win a $15,000 diamond by buying your pink beds now from these stores. The new front wheel drive Ford Media will surprise you with its interior space, economy and performance.

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