Snickers (commercial, 1982)

When I'm on the job and I'm hungry, Snickers really hits the spot. It's just so satisfying. I mean look at those peanuts. Peanuts and caramel and chocolate. It's the peanuts that make it so satisfying.

Packed with peanuts, Snickers really satisfies. I think it's really satisfying. You've done well. You're past. Every test. Enter the Ninja, master of ninjutsu, the martial art that surpasses Kung Fu, Karate and jujitsu. You. What?

Won't you? I... I don't like to be followed. Why don't we talk? Ninjutsu, the supreme martial art. So the ninja starts Thursday at the Hoyt City in all Hoyt's drive-ins. Isn't there a handier way to bank?

One thirty, Monday afternoon. Five past seven, Wednesday morning. Eight thirty, Friday night. Twenty past ten, Saturday morning. Handy bank. The handiest way to bank. You could win a wish worth twenty thousand dollars in the Smiths, Chris, win a wish competition!

What wish would you choose, sir? I think we'd refer you to the house. We'd take a trip to Paris and Rome and bloody vostole. Bloody vostole. I like it swimming pool. I want diamonds. Details of Winter Wish are on the back of Smith's Crisps packs.

A month in the bar is with you, darling. A trip up the night is lit. Disneyland! For all of us. Smith's Crisps, Winter Wish, and to now!