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New Coke (commercial)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1988 · 1 min · 116 words
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The light refreshing taste of new Coke, the one with the blues drive. This is a test. This station is conducting a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
The broadcasters of your area, involuntary cooperation with federal, state, and local authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.
This station serves the Salt Lake City area. This concludes this test of the emergency broadcast system. High School's new bike size Chewy candy!
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